The Spawn of Soponis

by Barnabus Bogwater on May 10, 2011

You might be thinking that’s the title of our next Strange Stuff movie but, as clever as it sounds it’s, not. It’s not a movie… it’s reality! Yes, Strange Stuff producer / director and friend to mankind, Justin Soponis, is gonna be a father. Okay, okay, take a few deep breaths. Trust us, we’ve had time to contemplate this event and we’re here to help you through it too. You have questions. We have answers.

First, you might be asking who is the lucky lady who gets to have sex with our resident stud Justin? Well that would be his wife, Lauren. She has been having sex with him for several years now and, according to her, “it’s not as bad as you’d think.”

Next, you’re wondering what will their spawn look like? Lucky for us we have friends in high places who don’t give two shits about HIPAA violations and sent us a picture of their 4D ultrasound. So take a look for yourself.

so weird it already has its teeth and even stubble

And finally, the question everyone wants to know… what, pray tell, will they NAME the baby. Well that’s where we come in. We are going to hold a contest to NAME THE SPAWN OF SOPONIS! Starting today through May 21st we’ll be taking your special baby names, those cherished little monikers that will forever be attached to this precious angel the Soponis’ are about to bring into the world.  The winning name will actually be the baby’s name (so get creative)!!!!! And the winning fan will also receive a FREE DVD of Death of the Dead.

This can only take place on our Facebook fan page so “LIKE” us now if you already haven’t and get your names in. Winner will be announced by May 25th.

**NOTE** Strange Stuff and its members cannot guarantee we will convince Justin’s wife to actually accept the winning baby name and for fear of losing our testicles we won’t push the issue if she refuses.

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